Tuesday, February 8, 2011

POOPEREL (for Laurel Hess)

my nephews can't say fart or crap;
they toot and poop instead.
their mother has it in her head

there's something cruder
about a farter than a tooter,
and a crapper than a pooper.

as an uncle i submit
(while crying bullshit

on her limits!)
but it scarcely matters

what i think.
everyone knows

poops and farts
by any other name
still carry the same
awesome stink.

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